Kerry and Bush are on the campaign trail

[travelinman]

Kerry and Bush are on the campaign trail and end up at the same Barber Shop for a hair cut.

After Kerry's barber is done he asks Kerry if he would like some aftershave.

Kerry responds with "No, if I put that on my wife will think I was in a whore house"

After Bushes barber is done he asks Bush if he would like some aftershave.

Bush responds with "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whore house smells like"

[Piña]

That would explain how georgie's been fooling her all these years.